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More American Workers Outsourcing Own Jobs Overseas [onion.com]

This is hilarious! I know this is supposed to be a joke, but this is probably not a bad idea for me some people.


Joke of the Week: Two campers are hiking in the woods

…when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. “I’ll go into town for a doctor,” the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the only doctor delivering a baby.
“I can’t leave,” the doctor says. “But here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground.”
The guy runs back to his friend, who is in agony. “What did the doctor say?” the victim cries.
“He says you’re gonna die.”

Joke of the Week: Badump-Bump

How do you keep a jackass in suspense? I’ll let you know tomorrow!

Joke: Badump-Bump

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal turns to the other and asks, “This taste funny to you?”